Time...

There isn't much of it. Totally screwed.

Some Quotes:
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." - His reply.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato

I take these three quotes to heart. Although I'm not certain if beer was available in Plato's Greece. Will have to look into that.

One more:

"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot." - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI